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"💡 I was a caveman to a lightbulb."

EXCERPT FROM THE LATEST NEWSLETTER

This week was momentous.

Like, in the story of my life, this week marks the end of the sad, desaturated BEFORE and the beginning of the Instagram-filtered AFTER.

I knew joy. I tasted victory. I felt peace.

And interestingly enough, it turns out that peace?

Feels a lot like dry jeans.

If you’ve been around this newsletter for a little while, you know that the most tenacious enemy to joy in my life happens to be a non-sentient household appliance.

Specifically, our dryer.

Honestly, even calling it a dryer feels like an unearned compliment.

WANT TO READ THE REST? DROP YOUR EMAIL ↓

“IF THERE WAS A PULITZER for INSTAGRAM.”

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